Litter Kwitter

Cats instinctively want to dig and bury their business, but cleaning their litter pan is such a pain in the, well you know. Instead of creating some kind of self-cleaning litter pan to make your life a little easier, the makers of the Litter Kwitter came up with something that goes against your cat’s natural instincts entirely. Now you can force your cat to endure weeks of potty training and teach them to use the toilet. How convenient for you! And you thought the kittywig was weird.

Goldfish Walker

The life of a goldfish is a lonely life indeed, swimming endlessly in circles, pondering your tiny glass bowl encased existence. Luckily you only live to be a few months old and have a pretty short memory. Even still, some goldfish owners may feel sorry for their fishy companions and want to take them out into the world. But since it’s not exactly practical to walk around carrying your fish bowl you need the goldfish walker.

Dog Sunglasses

Ever put a cup on the end of a dog’s nose and watch it try to back out of it. Us neither, that’s mean (yet hilarious). We thought the same thing about people put sun glasses on their dogs for photos. If you’re thinking that about Doggles sunglasses for dogs at least consider that they are designed specifically to fit your pooch’s mug, making them instantly more comfortable, not to mention more functional than yours since they actually do protect their eyes from UV rays. Besides, how else is Spot supposed to meet Bitches if he doesn’t look cool? $22

Pet’s Eye View Camera

Who hasn’t wondered what your pets do when you leave the house. While you may not be worried about wild parties, you might at least wonder if the dog sleeps on the couch when you’re not looking. The Pet’s Eye View camera snaps to your dog or cat’s collar and snaps incriminating photos of everything they do. Finally, poor Fido can clear his good name and you can see that it was really the cat who knocked over the trash can. $50

Kitty Walk

We can’t help but think that whoever designed the Kittywalk Outdoor Cat Net knows very little about cats. Cat’s like to jump to high places to feel safe and they’re not fond being held captive. So while you may see an 18 inch tall mesh walkway as a chance to give your cat more freedom, your cat is unlikely to thank you for it. $120

Pawlish Nail Polish for Pets

If you’re not sure if your dog will enjoy having her nails painted, you better at least have a lot of treats near by. And while their website makes no mention of using Pawlish on your cat, we’re going to go out on a limb and say it’s not a good idea. Unless maybe they are declawed… in which case you can’t do it anyway. $12

Bubble Buddy Flavored Bubbles for Dogs

It’s funny watching the dog chase and snap at bubbles, but it always makes you think, “Gee, that can’t taste very good.” Clearly, you weren’t the only one thinking that since there’s Bubble Buddy, scented bubbles specifically for dogs. Comes in flavors like bacon, peanut butter and Bar-B-Q chicken bubbles. A perfect way to make sure your dog gets enough exercise, even while you sit around and lounge in your lawn chair! $10

Puppoose Dog Sling Carrier

If you feel like small dogs are more like accessories than companions, then you’ll love the Puppoose Dog Sling carrier. Carrying your dog in a purse is so last year anyway, and no one can see that much of your cute little chihuahua. But the Puppoose really shows him off what a lovely pup you have. Choose from 4 different beautiful crocheted designs… we’re assume you need 1 to match each of your 4 dogs, which all compliment different outfits. $55

Fish Tank Toilet

Unlike the inventor of the goldfish walker, the makers of the Toilet Aquarium have little concern for the kind of view their fish have. Seriously, it may be nice to look at fish in your bathroom, but think about what they have to see. But don’t worry. Even though the fish tank is fish graveyard adjacent, these little guys have nothing to worry about because the toilet tank and fish tank are separate. $200  Click here

Cat Wheel

A 8″ hamster wheel? Practical. A 36″ cat wheel? Not so much. If you can find a place in your living room (and budget) for the cat wheel, you kitten will love running around in circles for hours on this giant hamster wheel for cats. And then when he matures into an adult cat he’ll be too bored and lazy to care and it will one more place your cat likes to nap while he ignores you. $600

Pooch IQ Kit

Everyone wants to think that they have the brightest pup on the block. And why not? He learns tricks, knows when you need cheering up, and sometimes it really feels like he knows what you’re saying. If you really want to find out if you’ve got bragging rights or if you need a doggie dunce cap, the Pooch IQ kit is for you. Challenge your dog with 15 fun exercises and let everyone know that your pup is smarter than your average beagle. $50

Pet Master PDA

If your pet needs its own PDA, that may be a sign that you have no life, or perhaps too many pets. The Pet Master PDA steps up the challenge of organizing your furry friend’s busy schedule full of vet visits play dates and grooming appointments. Not to mention it keeps track of all of those important numbers (like the cutie with the German Sheppard at the park). And of course for pets on the go, the Pet Master helps you find nearby pet-friendly motels. While incredibly convenient, an electronic organizer for your animal might make your question who’s the real master in the relationship. $30

Pet Bicycle Trailers

Take it from us that having your dog pull you while on roller blades is pretty extreme. But if living life on the edge isn’t your thing, why not try pulling your dog while you ride your bike? The Pet Bicycle Trailer lets you ride around town while your pup takes in the scenery. $150

Boots for Dogs

Your dog might not have her own apple bottom jeans, but with these suede boots with faux fur trim, the whole park will definitely be looking at her. That’s why we wouldn’t be caught dead with our dog wearing anything else… Doggie flip flops… or even worse, barefoot? Not for our little Princess, she only wears genuine suede boots for dogs.  $18

Pet Doorbell

The Doggy Doorbell sounds like an almost perfect idea… instead of waiting for your dog to bark and howl at the door, or your cat to scratch up your molding when they want to go outside, the Pet Doorbell lets you know when your pet is near the door. Even better, it works whether they are inside or outside so you don’t have to worry about leaving them out too long. We just wonder how annoying this would be if your pet’s favorite place to catch some Z’s happens to be near the door. $60

Pet Armoire

Clearly your classy canines and finicky felines deserve only the best. But you start to realize after a dozen adorable collars, bandanas, hats, outfits and bows for your best friend that you need a luxurious place to store their entire wardrobe. Amber’s Armoire has the answers to your woes with tiny pet sized hand-carved armoires with gold leaf paw-shaped motifs. The Pet Armoire doesn’t come with the pet bed and duvet, or an extra bedroom to keep all of Princess’s accessories. $259

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reprinted from Digg, May 2009